Kind Regards,
BV-MG-001
Matte Green · 350ml
The sign-off that ends every email and means something different every time. Matte Green ceramic, 350ml, dishwasher safe. The comma is intentional.
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The desk is a battlefield. Stay hydrated.
Matte ceramic. Minimal wording. Maximum subtext.
4 assets
Pre-launch — register interest to inform production
Distressed Asset
BV-MG-002
Off-White · 350ml
Recoverable amount uncertain. Matte Black Steel, 350ml, dishwasher safe. Suitable for all time zones.
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Fully Depreciated
BV-MG-003
Off-White / Forest Green · 350ml
Fully depreciated. Still on the desk. Off-white ceramic with forest green type and saucer detail, 350ml, dishwasher safe.
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Hard Launch
BV-MG-004
Cream / Forest Green · 350ml
No soft launch. No beta. Cream ceramic with forest green script and twin rule lines, 350ml, dishwasher safe. Book Value Est. 2026.
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Material
Matte ceramic
Capacity
350ml
Finish
Matte glaze, no print — phrase is embossed
Care
Dishwasher safe
Status
Pre-launch — register interest to inform production
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Production quantities are determined by registered interest. If demand supports a run, it ships.